Luke Grown Up

It always makes me sigh in depression when I see heterosexual women walking with their arms linked.

It usually makes me laugh when I see a strumpet, for she generally just looks ridiculous.

Someone I don’t even know told me the new Radiohead album is awesome today. Seriously, everyone, stop telling me - I couldn’t be more apathetic.

I really hope the wave comes.

Why George Lopez’s show is on Nick At Nite boggles my mind. Thinking about how he still has a career makes my head hurt.

I quit smoking six days ago, but I’ve had 4 cigarettes since then.

It bothers me when no one responds on AIM - usually that’s the only time when you really need to talk to someone.

What’s up with the new barebones UMass blog system? It sucks.

Ross needs to update Dr. Wisdom way more often.

Why do people always want to fight me too? I never provoke anything.

I can’t get over this George Lopez business.

I fucking love pizza. End of story.

And I would kill for some tacos right about now.

I used to think I was the smartest kid around. Now I’m not so sure.

I think I’m gonna slam back a big glass of wine and just go to bed.